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|1-An Embarrasing tale!
By Dead Head/NFA
As peeps may know I am at college and at the time of incident I was
16 and I ( being a well protected child ) had just begun my now intimate
relationship with alcohol. And so it was that me and my mates ( who
will stay nameless for the reasons that if they find out I will die! )
went out - as you do - on a Saturday night in the hope of getting
beer/women or even both.
Now on the night in question we were freezing, but due to the
pre-pubesent looks of one of the mates we were unable to seek asylum in
the local public house ( we now do on a regular basis ). On with the
story I hear you cry ( ok so I just made it up ), and so I will
continue. Now due to the lack of pub-ism (nice word that) we were
forced to find an alternative, that took the form of the nearest offie (
where my mate regularly got served ), and so we sent him in armed with
our cash. Now on the said night I had no cash and so was reduced to
watching mateyo's purchasing their alcohol whilst I had to go without.
And so it was that we set off on our jaunt around town with clanging
bag of bottles in hand. But....no sooner had we got 10 yards from the
doorway of the shop when a cop went passed in his car, now acting cool
as my mate does he stared at the car with his oh-bugger-i've-been-caught
look on his face. But unpeterbed we continued to walk on as if we were
18. Suddenly we heard the brrrrrrrrrrrr ( you try writing down the
noise of a police car reversing! (I think it goes "Vweeeeeuuuuoooo" -
Freak of NFA) ), and the cop pulled up beside us. The conversation went
something like this ( thoughts are in brackets )
cop - Alright lads
us - Alright ( bugger, bugger, bugger )
cop - whats in the bag?
us - (what do you think!), errrrr.......be - COUGH - er
cop - *as my mate tries yo walk off*, where are you going!?,
how old are you?
us - 17 (duh!),18,18,18,18,16 but I haven't got any.....
cop - no your not
us - (then why ask),ok!
cop - where did you get the beer?
us - errrrrrrrrr........(bugger,bugger,bugger)
cop - if you don't tell me i'm gonna lock you up
us - Over there! *pointing*
The cop then went into the shop to give the owner a good bollocking,
but let us go with our beer, and suitably embarrased ( people were
watching us ). Thankfully this hasn't happened again. Surely this is
just a step in adolescence!
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